WARNING : Not for the easily offended or those who yell racist at the drop of a hat.

I bumped into my ex wife earlier, and she said, “I haven’t seen you for years, how are you?” I said, “Not bad. I’ve got a lovely flat…” She interrupted, “A fucking flat? I have a three bedroom house with a garden and a garage. You’re still a loser”. I said, “Like I was saying”, I smiled, “I’ve got a lovely, flat stomached, sexy blonde who shared my Lotto winnings with me to go home to, so I haven’t got time to catch up with you, you fat bitch.”

Ya gotta laugh…